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    Katie Ledecky: “I piss in pools; I literally don’t give a fuck”

    By: Kira Fahmy She sets world, and Olympic, records left and right, she has won four gold medals in Rio alone, and she is a nine-time world champion. What’s the secret to her success? Urine. Katie Ledecky has become the new face of competitive swimming, but not without long hours of training and a tireless work […]

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    Ryan Lochte Claims He Built Stonehenge

    By: Gabriel Schmittlein For years, modern civilization has sought to find an answer to the illusive question, “who built Stonehenge, and why?” Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte, who is currently involved in an Olympic scandal where he reportedly lied about being robbed in Rio de Janeiro, appears to have an answer to mankind’s epic question. In […]

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    New York Knicks Interested in Acquiring Cav’s Entire Roster

    By: Bryan Romero The New York Knicks have been making noise this summer with the acquisition of former MVP Derrick Rose. Rumors have spread that Kevin Durant and Dwight Howard are also interested in heading to the big apple. Current Miami Heat head coach, Erik Spoelstra, was quoted saying “Hornacek (the head coach of the […]