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Ted Cruz Likes Porn on Twitter to Distract from his Zodiac Killings

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Ted Cruz woke up to find his name trending again. He had liked pornography on twitter. Many think that he was unaware of the fact that other people can see your likes… But he knew exactly what he was doing. Many people are onto the fact that Ted Cruz is indeed the Zodiac Killer. In his interview with the Yew Nork Times, he made a confession:

“I am the Zodiac Killer,” Ted Cruz said. “But nobody would know that if they focus on my porn addiction instead.”

Stay woke yo.






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