Airline Delighted to use Hurricane Irma to Exploit Customers


Phoenix, AZ – Hurricane Irma is one of the worst hurricanes to ever hit the South East. It is a category 5 and can result in the deaths of many. Floridians were advised to evacuate the area as soon as possible. We spoke to some Airline CEOs to see what they are doing to help.
“That’s when I knew that I can exploit my customers for much more than they would usually pay. It’s supply demand. The market will regulate itself,” said the CEO of an airline that wanted to remain anonymous. “I am just living the American dream.”
Airlines have raised prices for flights exiting Florida by hundreds of dollars. Many, who could barely afford a flight at regular prices, are fucked.

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