Breaking News: Drunk Girl Doesn’t Care About her Uber Driver’s Day


By: Jersey Fonseca
Sources state that a drunk girl – Tiffany – has just ordered an Uber. This comes as a huge surprise to many, as most girls that order ubers are usually sober. On top of that, if they aren’t sober, they are usually over the age of 21. We reached out to the uber driver for the details.
“I’ve never seen anything like this. I pulled up to get her, and she took an extra second to walk in because… well… she was drunk. She even asked me ‘H-how are you!?’ but I know she didn’t really care,” Orlando, local Uber driver, sadly said.
Orlando reports that Tiffany went on to throw up in the Uber and his car now smells like “high school insecurity and a lack of fulfillment.”

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