There has been much controversy surrounding relations between Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin. Many claimed that they secretly been in contact for quite some time now. Luckily, The Yew Nork Times is going to put an end to this.
Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin have indeed been in contact for a very long time. They were found passing love notes to each other just last weekend. The notes were confiscated and posted on the internet for all to see. Here is what had been said:
Trump (to Putin): “I want you Putin me”
Putin (to Trump): “Ooooh I will be trumping tonight”
It is suspected that there are many more like this that have not been found.