CNN reports that they have hired an assassin to kill the person that made the Trump meme.
“This has just gone way too far,” said officials from CNN. “We never resort to measures like these, but this person has just gone WAY too far. CNN takes memes very seriously, and will not tolerate this type of behavior.”
CNN does indeed take memes very seriously. A little known fact is that CNN stands for Content with No Nonsense. The Yew Nork Times reached out to the person that made the Trump meme.
“Holy shit, all I did was make a meme; what the fuck is going on!”
Those are probably his last words.