By: Jersey Fonseca
Drake and Josh fans were pretty upset when they heard that Josh Peck married girlfriend Paige O’Brien in Malibu over the weekend. He invited a few friends, but not Drake… Drake was even more upset and tweeted, “True colors have come out today. Message is loud and clear. Ties are officially cut. I’ll miss ya brotha.”
While they were upset, they are going to be happy to hear that in the middle of the week, they got together for awesome makeup sex. Josh, feeling awful for his mistake, showed up at Drake’s door naked and said, “fuck me, brother.” Drake had a tear in his eye at this point and passionately ran towards Josh and they ripped each other’s clothes off. We were able to interview them after the very intense sex.
“I didn’t want to not invite him to my wedding,” Josh said. “It’s just… I knew I couldn’t have Drake around and resist him. Miranda Cosgrove was always around, so our love could never bloom, but now that she went off and made really shitty episodes of iCarly, we can do whatever we want.”
Paige O’Brien and Josh have already set court dates for the divorce.