Trump Signs Executive Order to Shut Down Club Penguin


By: Julia Tesmond
Puffle Party, My Igloo– In an unprecedented move, Donald Trump has targeted yet another social media outlet in his beginning days as President. Though Trump had once focused 110% of his presidential energy on destroying twitter and being xenophobic, earlier today he shifted his efforts to the most influential website of the 21st century: Club Penguin. An executive order was issued forcibly shutting down the website at 3 PM, erasing sledding and the pizza game and mancala. The reason for the cancellation remains unclear, however sources say that Trump made the decision after he was banned for cyberbullying on the website. Rumors also claim that Trump will be shutting down ToonTown and PopTropica in the coming weeks.

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