After Kaepernick’s controversial sock incident, we met with him in the locker room and told him that the sock is the shirt of the foot and he should respect that responsibility, and should wear non controversial socks because bad socks make people sad, and that’s bad. We asked him if he thought his socks making people sad was bad and his response; “I don’t think it’s that bad. Hey, you wanna know what else isn’t that bad? The band Nickelback.” “Where do we draw the line? When is enough, enough? Imma kick his ass” said a kid who wanted to kick his ass. This just doesn’t sit right with me.” proceeded the kid who still wanted to kick his ass. The internet has let the band Nickelback know how unappreciated they are and has been very vocal about Kaepernick as well. “Nickelback suckz ass, lol. Fuck u Kaepernick. Who’s mans is dis. #Kappa” tweeted Chad, a vine comedian and sponsored “vape beast” Kaepernick probably doesn’t even vape, and he’s most def not welcome in my fuckin’ frat after saying some shit like that. And yeah, I bought one of their albums once and all I wanted was MY Nickelback, haha do you get it. Like I wanted my money back, it’s a pun. Do you think the readers will understand the joke?” said Chad as he kickflipped on his ripstick and blew a vapor cloud while flicking off our camera guy.
You heard it from Chad and that angry kid who wanted to kick Kaepernick’s ass, Nickelback is “That Bad”. Hopefully Kaepernick bounces back and reclaims some love from the internet. You can’t say Nickelback isn’t that bad and expect not be shunned for years.