Cincinnati Zookeeper: “Harambe Always Wanted To Be A Sexy Halloween Costume”


By: James Nielssen


CINCINNATI, OH – Chelsea Gunnar, former gorilla maintenance expert at the Cincinnati Zoo, spoke out earlier this morning regarding the “sexy Harambe Halloween costume” that recently went viral on social media.


“Contrary to popular belief, Harambe always wanted to be a sexy Halloween costume.” Gunnar said in an exclusive interview with the Yew Nork Times. “He loved everything about Halloween. The spooky decorum, the sugary candy, and most importantly, the opportunity to strut his stuff amongst scantily clad zoo visitors. Trust me, this is exactly what he would have wanted.”


Sources say the Cincinnati Zoo plans to release their own gorilla costumes at the Zoo’s gift shop starting October 1st.

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